Ok, here is my good friend Joe! Right now you happen to be viewing a photo of a Computer God (this was taken in 1996) - please address him as so. Since you're looking at him, why not visit his page, DCSquared, a business he started with Matt. Or, if you want to look at nothing, visit dries.org, the page he's slacking on.

The stages of Joe's hair....

See his hair? It's gone. First, it went to this, and as of 1999, it looks like this!